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INTERACTIVE GUIDE + PRINTABLE COMPANION

WHY IS THIS
BLOODY THING
SILENT?

Structured troubleshooting for silent synthesisers.
Interactive checks and an 11-page printable companion.

Synthia making notes while investigating a silent synthesiser
Paid guide · Coming soon

An interactive troubleshooter with an 11-page printable companion.

CHOOSE YOUR STARTING POINT

FOUR STARTING POINTS.

Hardware, MIDI, a software instrument, or a sequence that will not get going. The guide asks about what you can actually observe, then suggests the next useful check.

Read the free checklist
  1. 01 A hardware synth
  2. 02 A synth controlled by MIDI
  3. 03 A software instrument
  4. 04 A sequence or arpeggiator
IN THE FULL GUIDE

FORMAT
& SCOPE.

What is included?

A self-contained interactive HTML guide, an 11-page printable PDF, a worksheet, reference checks and links to manufacturer sources. The guide includes 45 question screens, 21 result screens and eight searchable reference topics.

Does it need an account?

The downloaded guide works without an account or an internet connection. External manufacturer links require internet access. Your notes stay in your browser on your own device.

What does it cover?

Common single-part signal paths using self-contained synthesisers. It covers silence and stuck sequences, not modular or CV wiring, equipment repair, complex multitimbral routing, noise, latency or distortion.

Can it diagnose a hardware fault?

It helps you record observations and narrow down what to check. It cannot measure your equipment or confirm a physical fault.